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>be me
>born as munchlax
>no retarded 10 year olds ever catch me cause good luck with that honey mechanic bullshit
>eat a bunch of shit
>grow up to be snorlax
>still eating a bunch of shit
>fall alseep on route bottlenecks
>pic related
>basically piss a bunch of people off all day by being a fat lazy piece of shit
>fight anyone who tries to wake me up by playing some shitty pokeball shaped recorder
sounds comfy
Downside would be if someone caught me then I'd actually have to do shit. Odds are they'd give me an apple core and make me spam curse while I facecheck a bunch of shit. Would kill myself at that point
