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>Never the mon
>Never drew a dime
>Never in a good match and even then was carried by vastly superior pokemon
>Never had a memorable moveset
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his UU comfort zone even when TPCI threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing tier of the '00s
>Tanked the play rate of Sword and Shield so hard the full dex got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best stallmon member of The Brothers of OU
>Only the 4th best member OU completely
>His backstage clique "The Stall Smogon Krew" was utterly BTFO by Chi-yu and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Flutter mane on us
>His Knight cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STALL IN GEN 8""""""""
>Shit taste in typings (this one is actually 100% true, flying/steel is awful)
>Shit design
>Has his ex directors name tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first job so badly that he resorted to conceding to a pompadour wearing faggot
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being booked to have a slot in the new dex
>Is the pokemon equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2022 ladder run that Finch of all people had to take the OU belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career attempting to bury superior young talent (tinkaton)
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to stall to someone who could actually deal a hit
