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>watch Scyther mutilate the girl for a few minutes
>she's still alive if the twitching is any indication
>she cried and screamed the entire time, then messed herself, before slipping into shock
>Scyther gives up once he realizes his prey won't fight back anymore
>about to recall him when Lorelei of the Kanto Elite Four strolls on by
>she sees the remains of my traveling companion and immediately reaches for a Pokéball to apprehend me and my bro-tier Scyther
>Scyther says "fuck that" in a masculine Scandinavian accent and rushes Lorelei
>he swipes at her once; she backs up preemptively
>her blouse tears open, revealing the biggest, perkiest, most beautiful breasts known to man
>wat do?
