>>13494781http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCzOULR3xVM"There Nate, I bought you some time, hurry it up!" says Skrelp from his lava pit trap.
How you survived a fucking shot in the eye is a miracle you'll never understand. Was it luck? Was it torture? Do the gods want to punish you by actually making you live with a bullet in your socket?
Scared, almost frightened, you stick a hand into your now empty, bleeding eye socket, and as soon as you feel something hard and metallic, you yank it out.
It's the bullet alright, your good eye knows that.
Next, you open up your gadget inventory, open your first aid kit, and retrieve some mummy-tier bandages. It's really shitty but stopping pressure should be your first priority.
Quickly, you wrap up whatever remains of your right arm to keep it from leaking. You really CAN'T afford to die in here, that Wii U depends on you, your family depends on you. This isn't the old teenage fun and games anymore, there are actual people whose lives depend on YOUR's just being alive!
It's a really shitty job considering you only have one wonky arm to do it with, but it's good for now. Quickly, you make your way to Dr. Clau.
He gets up, wiping the acid off of him, "Damn that smites! Screw you, you freaking squid! I knew I did the right thing to double-cross you, you're nothing but a COWARD!"
The doctor sees you approaching him, "Oh? You think you're tough too? Because you're like ten times my height? Think nothing of it! Because I can play cheaply too..."
He shoots a stream of water in your face, mildly distracting you, in this time, he takes out a cliche looking button pad, and activates it.
You know damn well what it is.
