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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya8Sng3mZqAINTERNATIONALLY.
FAMOUS.
BRUISER...
WILLIAM.
CRACKER.
SMASHER.
A black brute that was feared by all wrestlers in the circuit within the past has returned in order to train Skeeter Skidouche into recovering his form and then some, to become the very best that no one EVER was, and ultimately defeat the enemy responsible for his initial demise some long months ago.
You.
Yeah you're being painted as the villain this time for some reason.In a rage motivated by his past defeat and urge to shape this body from that of a diaper fetishist into that of Konky Dong, Skeeter pummels a dummy bearing a vague resemblance to you over and over with no stops in-between, pumped up from the sidelines by William Cracker Smasher.
"YEAH."
"THERE YOU GO, BOY."
"HUT ONE, HUT TWO."
"THE FIST IS MIGHTIER THAN THE POKEBALL."
"YOU DON'T NEED NO POCKET MONSTERS, SON."
"YEAH. COME ON."
"HIT IT, BABY, YOU GOT THIS."
"PUNCH ALL OF THE SMOGONFROGS YOU SEE BOY."
"SMASH THOSE CRACKERS, EMPTY OUT THEIR JUICE BOXES!"
"NEVER JUMP IN THE AIR, BOY, IT'S A DEATH WISH!"
"IF YOU SEE THAT CALEM BOY, SON, AIM FOR THE PORN! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"
"I DONE LASTED FIDDY ROUNDS WITH WORLD FAMOUS PUGILIST TOMMY RAY HANDLEY, YOU GONNA BE TOP DAWG ONCE WE THROUGH, KID."
A) Skeeter develops the ultimate "Calem-Finisher" secret attack by deriving it from the only move that straight-up blew World Famous Pugilist Tommy Ray Handley right the fuck out.
B) Skeeter decides to get a makeover in-between training.
C) Skeeter goes to a therapist to remove haunting thoughts of diaperfaggotry.
D) Skeeter proceeds to duel a Hitmonchan to hone his abilities.