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YOU SEE THIS FUCKER? KNOW WHAT HIS GIMMICK WAS? HAVING NO FUCKING WEAKNESSES. THAT'S RIGHT. NO PANSY ABILITY FUCKERY LIKE THAT EEL FUCKER, JUST STRAIGHT UP WEAK TO NO TYPES. SPIRITOMB IS ALSO A VERY COOL MON, BUT SABLEYE DID IT FIRST.
SABLEYE WAS ALSO A REALLY COOL MON TO USE PRIOR TO ORAS. LANDORUS-T AND CO CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES, THIS WAS THE PREMIER UTILITY MON. PRIORITY TAUNT, WILL-O-WISP, AND RECOVER? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. ITS STATS ARE JUST ABOUT SHIT ENOUGH TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK IT'S FRAIL AS FUCK, BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH TO TANK HITS NOBODY EXPECTS IT TO. YOU KNOW WHO CAN TAKE A +2 252+ RETURN FROM MEGA PINSIR? THAT'S RIGHT, THIS FUCKER, THANKS TO PRIORITY WILL-O-WISP. DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT ONLY BARELY LIVES, YOU CAN JUST SWITCH IT OUT AND DEAL WITH THAT LATER BY USING YOUR PRIORITY RECOVER. KNOCK OFF HITS HARD FOR A MON WITH JUST 75 ATTACK, TOO
THEN ORAS CAME ALONG AND TURNED SABLEYE INTO A FACE OF STALL. AND THEN GEN 7 CAME ALONG AND MADE REGULAR SABLEYE GARBAGE, MAKING THE ONLY THE STALL GREMLIN KNOWN AS MEGA SABLEYE THE ONLY VIABLE FORM OF SABLEYE. FUCK MEGA SABLEYE.
