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You can't have a competent character that learns things quick and is constantly proving himself like a future Champion would btw. That's a Mary Sue. He has to be a self-deprecating faggot afraid of his own shadow who only acts when the plot forces him to, and he's constantly whining about what a bitch he is. I heckin' love my realistic slow burn progression. We have no larger than life characters in our history, no Alexander the Greats, no Napoleons, and it's a good thing we don't because people HATE reading about heroes who are good at what they do! I just want to SLOG through HOURS of bitchy whining, because that's all my world is in my mother's basement—BITCHING, BROODING, ONE LINERS AND MARVEL QUIPS. Time for our QUIRKY protagonist to be saved by the female badass again! And he can brood and drool over what a badass she is, and she should fall in love with him because he...marvel quips! THAT is realistic, THAT is peak writing. I AM A FUCKING DOORMAT, I READ DOORMATS, MY WORLD IS A FUCKING DOORMAT AND I AM NOT INTERESTED TO THREAD BEYOND IT BECAUSE THAT IS PRETENTIOUS AND UHH TRYING TOO HARD AND PEOPLE MIGHT MAKE FUN OF ME.
