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You want to become champion? You can! BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE A RANDOM NOBODY, A FATHERLESS CHILD, WHO DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POKEMON BATTLES UNTIL TODAY : IM, AND GIVE BIRTH TO THE SILENT PROTAGONIST, THE REINCARNATION OF THE HERO OF THE LEGENDS, AND DESIGNATED HOST OF THE POKEDEX, WHO WILL COLLECT THE EIGHT BADGES DISTRIBUTED ACROSS THE LAND BY POWERFUL GYM LEADERS, IN ORDER TO SOME DAY, DESTROY THE EVIL ORGANIZATION FORMED BY A FREEMASONRY ORGANIZATION WHOSE INTENTION IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF AN ANCIENT MAGIC ANIMAL MISTAKEN AS A GOD. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT MY UNDERLINGS, THE PROFESSOR, AND CURRENT CHAMPION, WHO IS SECOND ONLY TO ME IF NOT EQUAL IN POWER, TO MEET YOU AND DRAW OUT YOUR INNER ABILITIES TO BECOME THE STRONGEST TRAINER! OR MAYBE THEY WON'T! IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY, YOU ARE GONNA DO ALL OF THAT WITHOUT ANYONE HELPING YOU BECAUSE IT'S ALL DESTINED TO HAPPEN! YOU ARE A PUPPET OF FATE, YOU SEE!
COME GET THE TITLE!!! I LEFT IT THERE JUST FOR YOU!!!!
MY MOST BITTER REGRET IS THAT I WASN'T BORN LATE ENOUGH TO SUCK YOUR DIVINE COCK AND DRINK YOUR SUN JUICE!!!!
YA YO YAAAA YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
