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>watch a bald boomer video of Ascended Heroes etb opening
>clearly a newbie that jumped a hype train
>goes through cards without knowing how to pronouce names
>keeps talking typical boomoid "muh childhood kanto" bs, but can't pronounce "Tangela" correctly
>looks clueless looking at pokemon that are not even that "new"
>clearly conservative "manly masculine" dude that talks like a dude bro "hey let's open this BAD BOY" etc.
>ends up with just 2 hits - Slurpuff and mega Audine despite spending a fuckton of money on Ascended Heroes
>just 100 views
>money down the drawin
>only "hits" are gay femboy cards
>he tries to pretend he's satisfied with pulls
absolute poetry...
Watching old boomers looking at some cartoon animals and pretending they are very into them is one of my favorite things
