>>18968706"Magic? This is magic niggatry chocolate?"
She raises a dainty finger and wiggles it, "Close, but there's an explanation for this dark sorcery, it's not so much magic than it is simple incense."
"Incense? Don't you mean incentive?"
Another haughty finger wiggle, "No, incense. Incense as in giving you /incentive/ to do something, the very chocolate you've been selling to the general public has an alluring aroma to it that is so enchanting that it can virtually corrupt those gullible enough to submit to it."
"So, a candle?"
"Again, close but not quite on the ball. Incense, so to speak, is a aromatic material which releases fragrant smoke when burned. Our special chocolate can be compared to that definition, with the exception that a burn is not required to unleash its scent, it's always on, permanently permeating the minds of those that subject to it, always alert, always on, and never dissipates until it is smashed or devoured."
She delicately flicks the chocolate Lopunny on the table, "Want this one?"
A) "Won't that just mean I owe you more?"
B) "...I guess."
C) "Hold the phone, what are you getting at?"
D) "No thanks, I'm blind."
