>>21211063You clap as loud as you possibly can, clap clap clappity fucking clap, "BRAVO, FOREST ADVENTURES. This kind of shit always happens, we always get lost in the woods, and it ALWAYS happens in October. Shit, the only type of 'Adventures' that are worse than these are the ones that get printed and sold in Japan as comic books."
A) "Well, at least it's not raining."
B) The spirit of the forest murders you.