>>44073471>>44073515>>44073490Based shit is what they were thinking. Wallace the man delivers world-class ass-kicking with class and grace, as well as brutal efficiency. This cute son of a bitch beat Steven, placed his big fat fucking nuts at the top of the region, and he doesn't give a singular fuck about your feelings. Yes he bangs Flannery, and Phoebe, and Steven, and Roxanne, every single god damn day, and no there's nothing you can do about it. He laughs at your pathetic coomer ass while he defiles your waifu and husbando, and cums while you cry and jerk off in the corner. Pokefuckers aren't safe either. He's got the entire region's population of Milotic tightly wrapped around his cock, and you better believe the only dick that Absols take is this man's. Gardevoir, Mawile and Blaziken the world over are at his beck and fucking call. With the lift of the finger this man organizes harem orgies the likes you've never dreamed of in your wildest fucking fantasies kiddo.
Kneel at his feet and kiss them, and he may grace you with a single touch from his angelic skin. Far more than you deserve, you worm.
