>>15774551http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJco7uJHbx4There's only one thing on your mind.
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JESUS SHIT YOUR LEGS HAVE NOT CARRIED YOU ANY FASTER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. And this isn't even taking in account that you're carrying a girl too, this is too much. Too much for you.
But you're doing it anyway because you're way too kind to leave something that sentimental behind. That book, that fucking annoying book that has documented all of your escapades thus far, it's probably the most important item in her possession.
You're not leaving it behind. It wouldn't be euphorically gentlemanly, mom would get mad.
You swipe the book with fifteen seconds left on the clock.
>TICK>TOCK>TICK>TOCKThe remaining iota of time is used up running all the way back to where you were before you started your sprint, and then using half of that to run out the whole joint.
You only make it ONE literal foot out of the cave before it explodes.
