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>>16906936http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYkBWmWExx0Just as your spirits and morale return to your sides, the Wooper helping you out with the in-breeding returns from within the dark and dank alleys.
"W-Woop, woop Wooper!"
"Froakie, what is she saying?"
Froakie hops over to the Wooper, and the two share a quick conversation. Once the situation becomes clear, Froakie tugs at your pants leg while pointing at her.
"Froak, fro, fro, fro!"
"...Her uterus imploded and she can't have babies anymore? WHAT THE HELL!"
The Wooper staggers about, feeling woozy due to the implosion. Eventually, she keels over and falls to the ground, but she doesn't faint. Instead, a giant glob of fetus goop rises up to her mouth.
"W-Woop, Wooper wo-BLEAAAAAUUUURUGHHH!"
Wooper throws up an unborn baby Froakie fetus, covered in juices, blind, and with no mouth. Unable to hold the charade up any longer, the Wooper melts into a puddle of light blue goop that
turns purple.
"Ditto, ditt, ditt, Ditto!"
"...YOU'RE A DITTO!?"
"Ditt, dit, ditt!"
The Ditto staggers into the streets, refusing to help you out any longer for the sake of its own health, but it quickly proves to be a mistake. As soon as it heads to the middle of the road, it becomes the center of holiday attention.
Fucking EVERYONE'S kids would sprout for a chance at an
Adamant Ditto. Late Christmas shoppers eagerly jump at the chance to own a Ditto of their very own, and a fight ensues.
The winner of which?
A fat fuck redneck. 