>>38379568My parents made me a homemade Bret The Hitman Hart costume when I was in 1st grade and I was so excited to wear it to school, but when I got there nobody knew what I was cuz it was so shitty.
Then this chad gets off the bus in an absolutely perfect cosplay Hulk Hogan with a set of world's largest pythons brother and everything and my world was destroyed. He was the coolest kid in school straight through til 4th grade after that. Always kinda had PTSD about Bret Hart since.