C would have been insta-death>>19356534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r43UpW5Te8"Not so fast, YOU'RE NOT WINNING THIS ONE! BOOMERANG ATTACK!"
Pulling a last minute bullshit move, you take a boomerang out of your pocket and toss it at Skeeter before he can get too far from you, and surprisingly enough, it works.
"What the ERECTION IS TH-AAAAGH MY EYES!"
The boomerang is shaped like a buzz saw. That should have been mentioned earlier.
Black fumes expel from Skeeter's eyes as he totally spins out and gets a tricky spin bonus from it, his game comes to a complete close as he crashes into a inconveniently placed tree.
>THUD!Hitting the tree causes a Goldberg chain reaction that results in snow piling on top of the punk ass.
A casual skiing dudebro just happens to pass by the snow-covered Skeeter, and he can't help but comment on it.
"Dude....that was ten kinds of balls."
A) Slowly crawl to the finish line before Skeeter gets up.
B) You and Skeeter being BTFO results in an easy win for Serena.
C) Get back on those skis, come on bro, Shaun T knows you can do it!
