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>Become Cacnea
>eat sunlight and shit(literally)
>join a Cactus gang
>raise to the top with my superior speed
>Evolve into sweet ass Cacturne
>Eat people and Shit
>Take all the Maractussy
>Build Spikey boy army
>Fuck Mao
>Take over Route 111
>Befriend Regirock while I'm at it
>Take over Battle Tower
>Free Pokémon into my army
>Take over Mauville
>Take over Daycare center
>Win Pokémon contest
>it's a sweep because I'm Both cool and cute
>Free all the sexy Contest Pokémon
>Make Cult in Verdanturf
>Conquer Rusturf Tunnel
>Start war in the center of Rustboro
>Win and force Stone to make me a tracker to find James from Team Rocket™
>Set up base in Petalburg Woods
>Corner and quarter Mr. Briney and his vicious Peeko
>Force Briney to assist my Naval ambition by taking me and my army to a harbor to conquer
>Conquer harbor
>Realize this was a massive waist of time because rock and shit
>No planes in Best Region
>Swallow my pride and ask Peeko for help
>Peeko gets a Blowjob harem from the contest Pokémon
>Peeko lets out a Bellowing Roarlike screechy Cheep that gave Mr. Briney a Massive Erectile Explosion
>This also brought a Massive Airforce of flying Pokémon
Lugia, Ho-oh, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres and his nine nipple rings, Therian Tornadus, a convocation of Braviary with sparklers and Unova flags flying from their Tails, Shiny Mega Pidgeot, and an unending cloud of Pelipper and Wingull
>I shed at tear at the sight of those magnificent gold rings
>My army of spikey boys, contest Pokémon, my Airforce of flying Pokémon, aswell as any Navel Pokémon accumulated over time, all merge into the ultimate Pokémon power
>Within literal seconds we find where James is being held
>It's Alola
>sweaty balls.jpg
>Salt is bad for my complexion
>It's in the fucking air
>I must save my Lord
>Pokémon Power invades Melemele Island
>Little resistance at first, but then...
>That twerp and his Pikachu show up
>Eat Ass
>Save James
>Take over world with my Lord
>Hugs forever
THE END?
