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My cousin is a fat Poképoser of maximum quality. She's really overweight, but has a facebook page dedicated to her "modeling career" (aka her taking photos of herself with her phone and pretending people pay her to do it.) She likes to pretend that she loves Pokemon, because like people have already mentioned, Pokemon + vagina = attention, I guess, if you're a flouncy bitch who flaunts your "love" for the game instead of just playing like a normal person. I entered her facebook page one day to find the following:
"This is the Pokemon I'm the most like. I'm like a big cuddly teddybear. Wanna give me a hug? ;)"
And it's a Snorlax. Fucking Snorlax. The Sugimori picture, to be exact. I posted its Pokedex entries, and got a reply of ".........." before she took it down.
Truly, it was a glorious moment of justice.
