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>see people playing pokemon at college
>for shits and giggles I go over and say, "Hey guys! You like pokemon? Me too! Hey, could you guys give me some tips on battling online and stuff? I'm kind of new to it myself!"
>one guy tells me his secret strategy is to not let his Charmeleon evolve so he can put Eviolite on it, he assures me this rapes everything. I act amazed and say that's a great idea. He tells me a story about how his Charmeleon beat a Mewtwo X once. He likes the way Charmeleon looks more than Charizard.
>he says even though he is good at battling, there is another guy in the group who is even better. This guy is apparently the Battle King who beats everyone else in the group every time.
>I go over to Battle King and ask for tips. He says battling is very complex and there is a lot of stuff to understand. I look at his team, he has 4 dragons that all know outrage. None of his friends have any fairies and there are only 2 steel types. No wonder he beats them every time.
>I act impressed by Battle King's dragons and I ask him what EV's he recommends.
>"EV's? Uhh, well my dragons have the best EV's" (obviously has no idea what I'm talking about)
>My facial expression after experiencing all of this
I wonder if his friends ever get tired of being outraged to death.
Should I go back there in a week and destroy Battle King with my team that has 5IV pokemon on it?
