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Story One
>Be 8 going to cousins house for a party
>Forced to take asshole cousin with us because his mom wanted to sex her bf
>Asshole cousin walks around making fun of everyone and bragging about his pokemon
>Cool cousin comes over to me with an idea
>I distract asshole cousin for a few minutes by playing football with him
>he leaves GBC and Red inside
>We come back inside and he turns on his gameboy
>Jabroni, Playtime 0:01
>Asshole cousin cries for the rest of the night
>Send him back to his mother a broken child
Story Two
>Freshman Year of HS
>State Testing
>Week of Diamond's release
>Make it Volkner by test day
>Finish test and whip out DS and head to the E4
>Get stomped
>Friend sees me and pulls out his DS
>He's on his 4th badge
>Asks if I can Pal Park his Rayquaza for him
>Accept mission
>Rest of class asks for help
>Promise to whoop Cynthia's candy ass
>go home and wreck her shit
>Return to school a champion
>Start Pal Park chain
>Final Day of testing
>Trades
>Battles
>Pokemon
