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1998
>be fat and dressed by mother
2001
>be fat and socially awkward
2003
>be fat and thinking Hawaiian shirts are cool
2007
>be socially awkward less fat
2011
>be able to grow facial hair and play tennis
2013
>be writing, sporting, socialing, working, and no longer awkwarding
tl;dr
There's hope for you too, anons/