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>be in high school environmental science
>have highest grade in the class and teacher lets me do whatever
>whip out my 3DS and play Pokémon when I finish class work
>mongoloid meatball next to me says, "hey anon-faggot what're you playing on your faggot console?"
>"Pokémon"
>"WOW WHAT A LOSER! YOU SHOULD PLAY COLLAH DOOTY ON XBOX LIKE ME BECAUSE THAT POKEMON IS SOME PUSSY SHIT WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING 90s STEP IT UP! HAHAHAH!"
>days later
>mongoloid meatball needs help on an assignment
>"h-hey anon, can... uh... can you help me with this? I really need this class to graduate and this assignment is worth a lot."
>look him dead in the eye and say, "WOW WHAT A LOSER! YOU SHOULDN'T BE SUCH A UNDERACHIEVING BUCKET OF COCK AND ACTUALLY STUDY LIKE ME BECAUSE BEING AN INCESSANT RETARD IS SOME PUSSY SHIT STEP IT UP! HAHAHA!"
>he fights back tears
