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>Matchmake into game
>Pick Charmander
>See guy with TTV in his name; he claims jungle
>Decide to look him up while the game is loading us in
>Surprise, he's live! And he's in a trioQ, too
>I go top lane
>He says on stream, "Oh there's a Charmander top lane, I'm not going to help top lane"
>Me and my Swinub buddy (Only guy not in his trioQ) get wiped
>I immediately make it my goal to steal this guy's jungle
>He sees what I'm doing and RAGES on stream
>Third wave jungle, I steal that, too
>Guy RAGES harder about not being lvl 9
>That's okay, I'm Charizard now so I use my Ult during the Dred fight
>Get a 3K
>His friend comments, "Hey, this Charizard's doing pretty good"
>Streamer goes, "Don't compliment him, just run away and let him die"
>I take that as a cue I won't get help and retreat
>Steal his jungle again
>He rages again
>Game ends with us winning Zap and me doing double his damage
>Rages about Charizard players and how he's mad we won with me on his team
>He queues up for another game, he plays Charizard and sucks ass at it
>Continues on his losing streak for another hour with my game being the only one he won in
Most fun I've had in UNITE in weeks.
