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>Smogon trying to use a "cooler" writing style than bulbapedia makes this translation even funnier
Haxoruss name aint tha only def thang bout his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sportin a massive base 147 Attack, Haxorus has tha mobilitizzle ta OHKO or 2HKO nearly every last muthafuckin thang up in tha game, even without entry hazard support. In addition, access ta dunkadelic moves like fuckin Dragon Dance, Swordz Dance, Outrage, n' nuff muthafuckin pimped out coverage moves includin Superpower n' Aqua Tail, make his ass both devastatin n' unpredictable. Unfortunately, dat schmoooove muthafucka has meager defenses n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disappointin Speed stat which can sometimes cause his ass ta be brushed aside up in favor of his Dragon-type brethren, namely Garchomp, Salamence, Dragonite, n' Kyurem-B yo. Haxorus faces considerable competizzle from Kyurem-B up in particular, as both Pokemon is strikingly similar; possessin overkill Attack stats n' similar Speed stats yo, but Kyurem-B possesses far pimped outer durabilitizzle n' a pimped out Special Attack stat. Despite these shortcomings, Haxoruss sheer juice n' incredible bitch ass coverage often merits his ass a spot on a crew, as straight-up lil can safely switch tha fuck into dis behemoth.
