>>41478093. Cont'd. :
> tell family I'll be back in 2-3 days, definitely before christmas eve.> family looks worried, but understands that I mean business, and that if I say I'll be back, I'll be back.> "okay anon, stay safe."> run back up to room, snatch the "GG2 Launcher" F-Drive, take "The Express Lane" out of De_Hause.( the express lane is a badass windowjump that you can take, no damage at all if you know EXACTLY where to land. I added it in because I love that jump so much, hella fun )
> forget I left the window open, don't care, book it to my fuckin' mad-max looking car, beat up n' shit> have you ever gone 75 in a neighborhood? because I have on december 21st.> maintain that 75 for the entire drive, to this day I wonder why I was never seen by a cop or pulled over. maybe Kaede and Jesus are in gahoots or some shit.> manage to complete the usually 7 hour drive in like 3 hours.FUCKING_WHAT.png
> exhausted out of my goddamned mind, and the flashdrive locked securely in a tiny box i had in uni to protect my pills, I ate a 9-egg omelette for dinner, held my gardie, and fell asleep> when I wake up 14 hours later, I finish off the rest of the eggs left in the carton (I love eggs, in case you couldn't tell), grabbed gardie and the pill box, booked it to my car.> I realized something I should have realized long, long ago..."I f I Blast EUROBEAT For The Entire Drive Home, I'll Be Able To Drive Home Faster!"
> ( yeah, I'm not all that smart )after a brief conversation with erik, my dorm's R.A., I told him that I was in a life-or-death rush. erik recommended to remove my car's back license plate in case I got caught. (turns out erik likes to get into trouble & speed a lot)
> because erik is my 100% BROseph BROestar, he tosses me a screwdriver from his desk in his room, and wishes me good luck, as long as i return the screwdriver once classes start back in late january> thank him & get to work on my beat-the-fuck-up mad max car~ last post will be finale
