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I cachinnate profusely as all you horndogs fail to grasp the height of Ash Ketchum's intellectual superiority in Pokemon battling. He's a downright legend in the field. With the amount of skill he displays in each and every battle, he could be both a professor and a champion at the same time. I scoff at all the naysayers. You same baboons would be cheering him on if he too had a uterus and breasts. One thing that will always put Ash ahead of you is that unlike you, he puts his craft before his sexual desires. He's truly admirable. Through all the murmurs and whispers, one thing will always remain true and that is Ash won.
