The bloodcurdling reality of our absurd global society is funny to me again, I feel better now that I don't have to leave home for a few days.
>>55771917Aww, he thinks of me first!
Yeah, you can "just get [a paradox] yourself," the same way I can just get myself a bionic catgirl gf by walking into Area 51. I just need to not only believe that I can get a bionic catgirl gf by jumping into the swirling abyss from which no living person ever returned from for 99% of human history, but also get past the territorial level 75 Garchomp and Magnezone perimeter defenses, find a blind spot in the security systems designed to take lewd photoshoots for gnats, outrun the ranks of the interdimensional horrors that are extremely volatile and highly lethal, successfully locate and subdue my bionic catgirl gf, do it all over again in reverse, then spend the rest of my days avoiding the glowtastic NGO that would shoop da whoop my ass if it at any point saw my face.
Or I could just pay the dirty money and save myself the trauma.
>>55773312>There's not even any lockers for him to be shoved into.Damn, kid had it rough, his schoolyard betters had to bring their own lockers to school to get their point across.
