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>You will never be a Chad, frat boy, or quarterback of the football team
>You will never be part of a fraternity
>You will never have a fraternity sweter
>You will never make enemies with the Dean
>You will never have the rival fraternity house
>You will never go for beer run for your bros and those hot chicks you picked up at the party last night
>No one will ever call you bro IRL
>You will never drink beer on the rooftop watching the sun set with your new girlfriend you hooked up with in Bio class
>You will never break up with an ex girlfriend and listen to American football after the break up
Why. Fucking. Live.
