Welcome to Showderp--the only place where we bury the shit out of vanilla midgets. A 7 foot tall person claims the champ position, and we give him 6 Pokemon sets. He goes to Pokemon Showdown to battle indie midget shitters and BTFO them outta the server.
Before you claim the champ position you need to do the following list:
>Gain height>Lose weight >Take a shower>Equip fresh underwear >Seek sunlight >Get a clue >Grow a pair>Produce testosterone >Enhance self-esteem >Acquire female companion >Have sexual intercourse >Pursue employment>Leave the basement>Put on deodorant>Clean your clothes>Stop masturbating 10 times a day>Hit the weights>Memebasedogars.org >Art:http://booru.showderp.com/>Music:https://plug.dj/showderp>Current champNOT THE ROCKS !!lwlsgVt4Y7o