>>16688633http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lr7t1mddLM"This is truly shaping to be a battle of the most epic proportions! And I use that term not in an ironic, cancerous sense, but in a legitimate usage that calls back to a time where if you said that word, you would NOT be berated for it!"
"Yes, this is INDEED truly one of the, if not THE most epic battle of the MILLENNIUM, in the BLUE CORNER, we have the DREADED CHALLENGER! You know him, you love him, YOU HAVE ALL OF HIS MERCHANDISE, INTRODUCING THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION--HAWK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAN!"
Instantly, the crowd cheers like a bunch of baboons, the shiny Hawlucha poses, shows off his stuff, and takes out a glass of milk from nowhere. With a loud caw, he drenches himself in the white fluid.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!"
"AAAAAAAND IN THE RED CORNER! We have the challenger! A bird not native to the Kalos region, not as titanic as the champion, not as strong, not as DASHINGLY GLAMOROUS, BUT WITH ENOUGH WILL TO CARRY ON EVEN AFTER THINGS LOOK GRIM--GIVE IT UP FOOOOOOOOOR: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHY!"
Luchy poses as well, but rather than cheers, all he gets are a bunch of boos and heckles, mocking him for even thinking of stepping up to challenge the heavyweight champion to a luchador bro-down.
The Lentimian announcer who somehow came into the picture just as the fight went from Pokemon battle to luchador stand-off, turns to his cohort announcer, "I TELL YOU JUAN, this is going to be *A* match for the centuries! One to write in the history books, one that everyone's mom and dad will remember twenty years from now! Who do you think is going to take the title?"
"Ludi, ludi, Ludicolo!""Oh right, I forgot, you're a pineapple."
