>>12436445>*BANG!*>*BANG!*"AAAAAH!"
"T-TURTWIG TURT!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbLpYcpFLK4You jump out of bed, startling your pokebro Turtwig. The leafy turtle scuttles atop your head, and upon initial fears that it's an arachnid of some sort (a Galvantula?), you begin clawing at your head rapidly.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!"
You end up dealing Turtwig some unnecessary damage.
'T-Turt...Turtwig.." the cute turtle falls off your head and lands on your lap, twitching with swirls in his eyes, "O-Oh! It's just you, sorry about that...Where did that noise come from?"
You then look at your room's television, and instantly remember that you left it on last night. For some odd reason, Eddie Murphy is on the screen advertising, in a rather loud way no less.
>*BANG!*>*BANG!*"THAT'S ALL IT FUCKING TAKES FOR AN ANGEL TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR HOUSE, BROGRE, WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT GIANT ROBOT INSURANCE YET?"
You've never seen Mr. Murphy so enraged before..
After sighing, you get out of bed, and already you can tell this is going to be a fuck of a ride from here on out.
>ACTIVATE Lucas Lukeson Raising Project v1.2>In other words, the part where you get to choose shit.>What should Lucas do next?A) Go see your mom, Johanna. She has shorts for you and a healthy breakfast.
B) There's another noise coming from outside the window? Check it out!
C) Head to Professor Rowan's laboratory in Sandgem. Time to start the day.
