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>you will never be in the pokemon world
>you will never be 10 again
>you will never go to a professor's lab
>you will never get a starter who yips happily and looks up at you with bright eyes
>you will never be out in the wild, fighting and gaining power
>you will never find yourself alone in a cave with your starter on a rainy night
>you will never feel the unfortunate gurgle of hunger as you realize your rations are gone
>you will never look sadly over at your starter as you sigh and realize what you have to do
>you will never grab your starter, ignoring its cries of protest and place its head in your mouth
>you will never unhinge your jaw to fully encompass its oversized head
>you will never swallow it whole, ignoring its terrified screams as it begs to be let free
>you will never feel another gurgle in your stomach as nature takes its course
>you will never drop your pants and blast ass all over the cavern floor, a solid fountain of diarrhea, blood and bones
>you will never let out a loud, greasy, foul fart that smells like a rotting corpse as your asshole clears and the trapped gas is let free
>you will never shrug, then head back to the lab to get another starter you'll promise to take care of this time
Mfw
