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It's over. It's fucking over. Done. Fucked. Kaput.
I am DONE with this series for good and I absolutely 100% mean it this time. FUCK sake.
The shred of hope that I was clinging onto - that SwSh was just a one-time DLC greediness deal - has been torn apart today.
DLC is now a REAL cycle in Pokemon. Just in case you're a fucking retarded shill cunt I'll break it down for you:
1) Scam 1: Release the same game twice on the same day with slight roster differences
(seethe level - low, they've been pulling this shit since 1996)
2) Scam 2: They're releasing at least 1 game per year at this point, meaning that all the newer games are lazy, unpolished, unfinished trash
(seethe level - medium, this has only been a thing since Gen 5 and onward, but is more or less a cemented pattern of behaviour now)
3) Scam 3: Do all of the above, charge $60 per game ($120 for both versions) AND double dip with another $35 DLC expansion PER GAME ($170 total for both games)
(seethe level: high, now that this is the second time this has happened, it's guaranteed to happen every Gen).
I honestly cannot believe this. I dropped my phone out of pure distress when I was watching the livestream today. Not even afraid to admit that I actually fucking cried.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS SHIT