>>20658881Not related to pokemon, but I have a similar story
>be 14>high school>homeroom teacher is a turbobitch, call her ironlungs>get a fake cigarette lighter>basically a water pistol>how it works is you fill the sucker with water, then squeeze the blue plastic case, then it pushes the water out of the top of the lighter>was innocent 14 year old, thought it was meant to prank people into thinking you smoked and then squirt them>I do just that>mfw ironlungs busts me and threatens to suspend me for squirting lighter fluid all over everyone>oh FUCK>explain it's a water pistol>fucking drink some>drink it>right in front of her, just squirt some "lighter fluid" and gulp it down>she confiscates it until the end of the term>I can apparently have it back if I go see her then>I go see her then>She says I can't have it yet and I have to wait more>mfw I'm 21 now and it's probably still in the skank's office drawer 