>>56379179>be me>petty thief wanted by capim town for stealing shit from the kecleon stand>just wanna settle down somewhere away from the towns because villagers there are annoying as fuck>find a cave out in the woods>pretty large network of tunnels leading to a big room in the center>surrounded by mystery dungeons to dissuade random travelers from waltzing in>plenty of food and water because surrounding forest and mystery dungeons>pretty nice place but the rocks are pretty shit to sleep on>get idea>this "clover guild" has a team obsessed with coziness>spotted them shipping in cotton from the valley hoes on several occasions>draw up a plan to raid the storage room and steal some cotton to set up a bed>plan starts out well. no guards in the middle of the night>some retard forgot to lock the front door>sneak into the storage bay unnoticed>find a massive section of the storage room dedicated to cotton>also a lot of grimy food for some reason. must've gotten spoiled I guess>start filling my bag with cotton. get all the stuff I need and get ready to leave>I turn around and am face to face with a flying eggshell.>"ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO STEAL THE COZINESS OF THE CLOVER GUILD?">ohfuck.pngand that's how I became clover guild's raping bitch
