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So..
My nephew helped me out with a program called Pkhex. I'm not stupid, I know what Gamesharks were back in the day. I don't mind it. Pretty nifty actually. BUT Here's the problem.
I keep fucking dying, I'm talking a full team wipe out. I told him I didn't want ANY of the starters and I wanted the ''average'' pokemon with a diverse grouping of moves.
Let me explain:
Toucannon
Adament
2 Physical Flying moves
2 Physical Normal Moves
Well this little shit went in and modified these fucking things to hell. I'm talking Grade A wtf hackability x 9001. This fuckwad made them 255 x 6 EV's, 31 x 6 IV's, and gave the damn thing Brave Bird, Dragon Ascent, Thrash, and Mega Kick. Stab bonus for all, that's pretty cool.
Now here's the deal, he set each of the 6 pokemon I'm doing in a modified Nuzlocke for 255 x 6, 31 x 6, most powerful moves that don't charge/cost a turn after with each having two types.
Started: Level 1, Shiny, HA's if good-
1: Flying/Normal - Toucannon, Adament
Moves)
Dragon Ascent, Brave Bird, Mega Kick, Thrash
2: Bug/Electric - Vikavolt, Modest
Moves)
Bug Buzz, Pollen Puff, Thunder, Zap Cannon
3: Ice/Fighting - Crabominable, Adament
Ice Hammer, Icicle Crash, Close Combat, Super Power
4: Poison/Fire - Salazzle, Modest
Moves)
Blue Flare, Overheat, Sludge Wave, Sludge Bomb
5: Ghost/Fairy - Mimikyu, Adament
Moves)
Play Rough, Shadow Force, Spectral Thief, Phantom Force
6: Water/Psychic - Bruxish, Adament
Moves)
Psychic Fangs, Zen Headbutt, Aqua Tail, CrabHammer
So here's the issue.
I'm losing. I come super close to losing these pokemon almost in every fucking battle. Sometimes without switch ins.
What the fuck?!
Am I missing something here? I know I started at level 1 but they're in the 10's-13's now, finished the 1st Trial. But it seems almost every pokemon I've got is a close call! This is utter bullshit!
Wtf is going on, /vp/? Am I just this bad at Pokemon??
