>>13480985http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ht16foup4MAs you would expect from Russians thanks to some...people you've become acquainted with over the years, there are loud obnoxious salesmen all over the Market, advertising obscure items, cursed items, quirky services, and recycled items from 90's anthology shows like Tales from the Crypt and Goosebumps.
Grabbing Skrelp from his fruity fate, the two of you attempt to scout out someone that can help you trek through the tundra outside town without getting frosbite in ten minutes flat.
But no, everyone seems to be more interested in selling anything BUT polar bear rentals.
"HIGHEST QUALITY!"
"TOP QUALITY!"
"GREAT QUALITY!"
"BRILLIANT QUALITY!"
"WONDERFUL QUALITY!"
"MODERATELY DECENT QUALITY!"
"TOPPEST LEL!"
"EXCELLENT QUALITY!"
"B
ES
TQ
UA
LI
TY!"
That phrase strikes you like a sword to the chest, it's him, it's him and his family of gooks and as much as you want to fool yourself and keep telling yourself that he's back home, it suddenly resonates:
YOU ARE AT HIS HOME.
You try to get away but,
"OI VEY! IT IS BEST GULLIBLE CUSTOMER! DECADE LATER AND HE IS STILL RIPE WITH PURITY! COME AND BUY FROM BEST QUALITY SHOP, GHOV!"
"Aw shit...."
>KHOVOSKHY'S THINGS AND STUFF - WE SELL BEST QUALITY THINGS AND STUFF HEREYou go meet him.
"Hello, BEST QUALITY CUSTOMER! It is I Gustav, managing shop in MOTHERLAND after making big in Unova, you may be wondering who family is, I WILL DESIGNATE THEM BY REGION!"
You hold up your hands, "N-No i-it's not really necessar-"
"THIS IS WIFE SVETLANA, you meet her back in Unova! This here is brother Gregori, he work in 'dah Hoenn division, selling trumpets and supernatural trumpet that releases ancient BRASS QUALITY EVIL."
