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-Machamp, god of Pokemon aesthetics. Personal trainer to Arceus
-Ninetales is just cool to look at. The shiny version is even better
-Umbreon is simple and not overdesigned. I like the yellow circles
-Typhlosion because of the fire on the back, and that it's not too complicated
-Gyarados because it's scary as fuck
-Vanillux is a fucking ice cream cone, super uninspired and boring
-Jynx looks like a ghetto hooker with botox lips
-Cradily looks like an autistic flower with penises growing out of its neck, which I guess would be appealing to many of us
-Lucario, it's just a fucking furry and everyone hates furries
-Conkeldurr. It's fucking disgusting. It's like Machamp's ugly friend who tries to be cool but gets overshadowed by all the truly aesthetic pokemon like Hitmonlee, Machamp, Gallade, and Blaziken whenever they go out. To compensate he tries to look cool by carrying heavy weights but it really just makes him look like an insecure tryhard. Sorry Conk it's true
