>>28483505I'm a sailor. Let me tell you about Sea Lions, and how they fuck up my day.
These motherfuckers like to lay in the sun all goddamn day and they will crawl on anything that is exposed to the sun, like the metal hull of my boat. Not only are they in the way they're loud and they throw up everywhere, including down the hatch. They're also curious as fuck and will follow you around like a lost puppy that will bite the everloving shit out of you if it gets too close. We're not allowed to to anything to move them or chase them away. I'm forced to be Flipper's bitch.
