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Welcome to the Pokémon Center, my name is Blissey!
I sport a rockin' bod and curves, you know you can't resist me~
I see your Special Attacks, I eat 'em up like snacks.
My main role is Medic, but I sure as hell can fight back.
Movepool so deep, I call it Marianas Trench.
Smogon thinks I'm broken 'cuz I'm such a fucking Übermensch.
I pack a Serene Graced Fire Blast, better bring some Burn Heals.
Blizzard slays the mighty Dragons, Focus Blast to dent the Steels.
Fighting Types can't check me, no! Psychic melts their brains away.
Thunder for your bird-brains, and Grass Knot for the heavyweights.
Think my physical bulk is lame? That's why I always bring Defense Curl.
Now I'm invincible, and ready to rock the fucking world.
Prettied up with my frilly dress and hair swirls,
I've come to kick your ass, you've got nothing on this girl!
