>>22753502[T-TSSUUUSUHUUUUUU!]
The Ace hits the floor with a booming THUD that snaps its fragile bones. Greninja lands with another wince, but pushes through the pain and reels his tongue back in. He awaits your next command, but rather than finish the Ace off right away, you decide to go ahead with a different approach.
Before the Champion can call his next move, one of the cancerous shitposters lurking in the darkness pokes out to hand him a script, "Oh? A manuscript? For me? Ah, okay." he nods before turning to you,
"Apologies, trainer, I have many script to read. Ahem.."
He then inadvertently declares the following:
''And then the champion surrendered.''. . .
Because he is imitating an African, it takes him a few seconds to get the idea.
He gasps with a wide open mouth, "...OH! Oh, oh my, oh my I am so shocked. I had no idea I planned on surrendering. But who could have sent this to me?"
A) "Haha, guilty!~"
B) "Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft......I dunno."
C) "Psssssssssssssssssst, Ice Beam.."
D) [Anon choice]