>>20128901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzJBoaOzMUo. . .
"What."
The flattest, deadest what that's ever been what'd drops out of our lips like a ton of bricks. This shit makes no fucking sense but fuck if you're gonna let it continue.
"Yo me, cut this shit out, it sucks!"
The gigantic titan-sized Calem is quick to defend himself, "But Caaaaaaaaaaaaleeemmmmmmm, you paaaaaaaaasssseeeedddd the tesssssstttt..... I waaaaaaaaaaassss onnnnnly tryyyyyiiiiiinnnng to teeeeeach yooooooooou a lessooooooooooooonnnnn....in moooooooooodesssstyyyyyy..." he drones. Since he's a giant all of his speech is slurred.
"N..N-Nani? This was ALL ON PURPOSE? ALL OF IT?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy0vLdOYY9Y"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, yoooou fuckiiiiinnng--You know what? I'm just gonna drop the giant shit this is taking too long. LOOK FAGGOT, I'm a personification of the gym leader you killed, that's why I'm wearing the gym leader's clothes. Now I can tell you the whole story."
"Which is...?"
"I'M PSYCHIC, BITCH. I can tell what a trainer's going to do ten seconds before they actually do it. I've got a FOURTH eye, one of yours is LAZY for crying out loud. I foresaw you tipping over my egg, as 95% of ALL MY challengers tend to do, and only the other 5% actually come for a decent battle. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung myself into your subconscious where I then proceeded to haunt you for being such a douche. I then lured you into your mind so I could teach you a lesson about respect and whatnot and how to not be so mean."
"....What."
That first what from earlier has now been upstaged.
A) "You're crazy, bitch!"
B) "B-B-But whhhhhy?"
C) "So wait, how many times do you get 'murdered' in a single week?"
