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> Be me
> Be in 1st grade circa 1999
> Only one kid at school has a link cable
> Runs a fucking racket trading for Pokemon evos, kids are dumb enough to pay for it
> Really want a Gengar, he's my only choice
> He agrees to evolve it for free because he likes me
> Lying fuck never traded it back
> Not long after his birthday comes up
> Invites me
> Go hellbent on getting that Gengar back
> While everyone is eating cake I say I feel sick and "go to the bathroom"
> Run upstairs, go into his room, take his gameboy and link cable
> Lock myself in the bathroom
> Trade back my Gengar
> Start a new game while he's gone
> Name the player POOP
> He turns it on later and starts crying
> He accused another kid of doing it and never figured out it was me
