>>52358122How are you able to tell it so easily?
>>52358427 His 'noose' is the biggest of all #eons and kind of comically huge for something the size of an Eeveelution, as his oversized girthy bulb doubles as a "cum heater" of sorts in order to warm up his icecream-like spunk from a sub-ambient calefaction (4~10°C depending on the environment) up to a moderately lukewarm temperatures (20~30°C according to time of year), so that his condensed essence could travel more easily inside a non-Ice type recipent's nethers all the way to its destination more easily - although this process naturally takes quite some time to complete (a whole hour on average), it certainly does seal the deal non-metaphorically almost flawlessly whenever he gets to share his baby-batter in the way it was intended, also his "whipped cream" tastes exactly like coffee whitener, so you may never know whats exactly in your Frappucino if your office has a Glaceon working as a living AC. . .
