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When Pokemon Amie became a thing, I figured someone would do something weird with it. Not me of course. I couldn't bring myself to do something like that. Like some weirdo holding a 3DS rubbing their boner across the screen to try and get the Pokemon to respond to that and jerk off to it.
Except I did exactly that. And I felt like a fucking retard for it. I mean the day before, I was on a plane heading to another town to meet up with a new investor and explain our financial plans. And now here I am covered in regret trying to get the dick smudges off my screen. But hey, I fucked a couch before so I guess I should have seen this coming.
