>>22323409Mixed in with the blue mist is an odd yet familiar, permeating incense that unsettles you, but at the same time, evokes a nostalgic feeling from deep within. You've whiffed this scent before.
"Wait a minute, that scent... I think.. Could it be? The scent of the Na...?" aiming to confirm your senses and suspicions, you stick your nose and start doing a little detective work. Your actions however, do not go unnoticed.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES THEEEERRRRRREEEE.....?"Suddenly, a menacing voice booms into the room with a threatening echo. In a heartbeat, you stop your shenanigans and let out a squeak, shivers surging through your spine, "W-Wha!? E-Eh? Huh!? S-Serena, did you--?!"
Serena places a hand on your quivering shoulder and offers a reassuring nod, "Mm. The loud, treacherous, and incredibly hard to ignore voice just now?"
"Y-Yeah.."
With her free hand, she points to the same dragon statue that caught your attention earlier, except something about it has changed. Its eyes, closed mere moments ago, are now wide open and flash a piercing yellow gaze.
"I'll ask again.... WHO DAAAAAARES TREAD UPON THIS SACRED GROOOOOUND AND AWAKEN ME FROM A THOUSAND YEARS SLUUUUUMBER....?""There it goes again!" you stutter out, "W-Wait, is it--it can't be--!"
Now, never were you the sharpest tool in the shed, you never made the highest marks on any tests or anything, but even so you're pretty damn sure that statues are inanimate objects and lack the ability to talk. And yet, the words spoken just now, seem to have come from none other but the towering masterpiece standing before you.
"T-The statue..? I-It talked?!"
A) Surrender, kneel and hail to the talking dragon statue god.
B) The skeptical waifu makes a bold move.
C) The dragon commands you to do a variety of humiliating things.
D) "Oh no, I-I've awakened an ancient evil!"