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Dear Master,
When you first took me out of that oven, you were so happy. And so was I.
When you watched in amazement as I came to life, you were still happy. And so was I.
When you took that small taste of my ear, and you exclaimed how great I tasted, you were happy. And so was I.
When you took me home and took licks and bites of me over these years, you were very happy. And so was I.
When you started dating that girl and spent less time with me, you were happy. And I was happy for you.
When she convinced you to be a vegan, you were still happy. And I was sad.
When you stopped spending time with me because of my pepperoni, you made a new pizzachu with bell peppers and pineapples. You were happy. And I was sadder.
When you put me in your fridge, and I broke out and broke open the freon pipes, how will you be when you find me? Because I will be dead.
~Pizzachu
