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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten five Pokémon in order? I mean, I guess it’s fun combo-breaking, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to get likes on youtube.
Don’t be an idiot. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was able to get the first nineteen Pokémon in order here, and the first eleven Pokémon in order on /v/. How many could you get in a row on your own, before you started jacking off to naked drawn Japanese Dunsparce? I also get straight quads on a whim, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just listed the first thirty-seven Pokémon in order with me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
