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>Mom bought me Pokémon Games up until Emerald
>Has a huge smoking problem (spends around 200 EUR/week in cigarettes)
>Ask her for Pokémon Diamond
"We'll see"
>Fast forward some months later
"No Anon you're too old for these games now"
>VI Gen kicks in
"Can I have a 3DS and these Pokémon games now?"
"No Anon you're too old for these games now"
>Ff
>Get job
>She gets short on money due to her smoking addiction
>Asks me if I can borrow her mine sometimes
>Tell her "Maybe"
>Order Pokémon games off Amazon
>Open them in front of her like a fucking autistic child
I love you mom but you should have took care of my interests because now that you're short on money and you ask me if I can borrow you some of mine I'm gonna get Pokémon games instead of letting lungs cancer kill you
