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>Be me, all powerful voice that governs evolution
>Hear my associate quit his job
>I’ll quit in a year but I need the money rn
>Hear that there’s a bunch of retarded humans on my continent now
>shit
>Sure enough they start showing
>There’s a Chespin
>I loudly tell him to fuck off and that I’m closed
>He listens and leaves
>topkek
>An Oshawott shows up
>Gaze into his spirit and almost die laughing
>tell him he needs to bring his partner back here in order to evolve
>i go “not my problem” to his sob story about not having one
>he leaves
>a cyndaquil shows up
>i’m disgusted just by his stench
>he ignores my initial warnings and demands evolution so he has a “bigger sword”
>i tell him he hasn’t met the requirements, and that he needs to sex his partner 7 billion times each in a distinctly different position from the last
>mfw he falls for it
>his poor partner
>Not_my_problem.jpg
>hear some retarded umbreon de-evolved then re-evolved without going through me
>not in my fucking house
>i curse him by making his gay sylveon partner extra horny for the rest of the year
>watch him get raped
Kek. Learn your fucking place. If you think I’m gonna let you retards evolve you’ve got another thing coming. Natives are fine though.
